i made sum pancakes
oh my god are you shitting me
• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.
This is how I’d play chess
I HAVE NEVER LOVED A VIDEO SO DEARLY
Isn’t this how everyone plays
when your friend does a fandom reference at you and you don’t get it the first time
*submits your sex tape to americas funniest home videos*
- an episode of supernatural: a summary
- person: screams
- person: runs around and does nothing productive to get his/herself out of current situation
- person: well fuck
- DUN DUN
- sam: hey dean
- dean: no sam i'll protect you
- sam: uh
- dean: I SAID I'LL FUCKING PROTECT YOU
- sam: ok dean
- sam and dean: we're cops
- everyone: lol ok
- sam and dean: WHAT HAPPEN HERE
- some guy: idk like some1 died or something???
- sam and dean: wat about u
- relative of dead person: chRIST I ALREADY TALKED TO THE FUCKING COPS
- sam and dean: no you didn't
- relative of dead person: ok. i don't know they came out of nowhere like idk what happened i'm so sad right now
- sam and dean: wow yea u look pretty sad rn ok whatev bye
- sam: I GET WIFI IN EVERY SHITTY DICK MOTEL
- dean: cheeseburger
- sam: research
- dean: diner food
- sam and dean: AH IT MUST BE THIS ONE THING THAT IT OBVIOUSLY ISN'T
- bobby: idjits
- sam and dean: fight creature
- creature: lol no
- sam: it... not ded???? how???????
- dean: sassy comment~
- relative of dead: hey what's the haps
- dean: we think it's this thing you've probably never heard of and/or is crazy as shit
- relative of dead: WHAT
- relative of dead: ok
- sam: I KNOW HOW TO KILL IT
- dean: i'll protect u
- sam: .......................................................k
- sam and dean: BURNIN' BODIES n shit
- dean: looking into the fire with passion
- sam: dean wtf
- dean: i don't want to talk about it
- sam: ok-
- dean: I HATE DEMONS DAD IS DEAD AND THIS MORNING I DROPPED MY PIE ON THE GROUND AND TODAY HAS JUST BEEN A REALLY BAD DAY ALSO DID I MENTION DAD'S DEAD
- sam: RANDOM-ASS CONFESSION~
- dean: wow frick u sam
- eric kripke: haha later bitches
This is What Happens When You Put Corn on the Cob in the Microwave
i ?????/?? ‘?/ ????
from cute boy-scout-looking-kid to seductively sexy sasquatch moose
10/10 would bang
same goes for jensen
how do you go from this
And Misha too…
OMG MISHA. I CAN’T BREATHE.
MISHA’S HAIR IS LONGER THAN I HAVE EVER SEEN JARED’S GET IN THAT PHOTO OMG
You see the weirdest things at parks in LA. This guy was bench-pressing this goose for ten minutes.